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"The Geeks shall inherit the earth!" |
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The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard. |
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"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) |
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"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"
- Jason Alexander (from Seinfeld) |
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My computer NEVER cras...DOH! |
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Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster! |
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Computer problems? Have you checked the loose nut in front of the keyboard? |
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Multitasking = screwing up several things at once. |
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If it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid! |
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Daddy, what does "Formatting Drive C:" mean? |
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