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\"I didn\'t find my friends. God gave them to me.\"
Emerson |
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. |
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To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. |
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It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
But don't let a kiss fool you. |
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Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner. |
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
* Marie Corelli |
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Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful! |
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"Men are like fine wine; It's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you would like to have dinner with". |
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
-- Robin William |
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. |
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