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Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. |
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If idiots could fly, this would be an airport! |
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I once was here but now have gone. I\'ve left this message to turn you on. The people who knew me knew me well, the people who didn\'t can go to hell |
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This is an "A" "B" conversation so "C" your way out of it. |
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Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either! |
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When blondes have more fun, do they know it? |
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KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names. |
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! |
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
* Marie Corelli |
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