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"What we see depends mainly on what we look for."
-John Lubbock |
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All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power. - Ashleigh Brilliant |
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet the guy at the gallery wouldn't trade me that painting for my newspaper. |
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. |
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Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them. |
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It's God's responsibilty to forgive Bin Laden...
It's OUR responsibilty to arrange the meeting! |
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Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her butt! |
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Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded firestation? |
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BE ALERT! ...The world needs more lerts. |
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Where there's smoke, you'll find my wife cooking dinner. |
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