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When in doubt, empty the magazine |
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I know Neanderthals aren\'t extinct. I keep on running into them everyday! |
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If idiots could fly, this would be an airport! |
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Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see. |
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It's amazing what a man can accomplish when he's not worried about who will get the credit. |
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It's God's responsibilty to forgive Bin Laden...
It's OUR responsibilty to arrange the meeting! |
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Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. |
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For Sale: Taliban rifle. Never fired. Dropped once. |
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Faith is believing in something common sense tells us not to. |
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
* Elayne Boosler |
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