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\"Yep, you are on the nice list, oh, wait, that\'s not you...\" Santa |
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Faith is believing in something common sense tells us not to. |
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I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof! |
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip! |
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Be Naughty! Save Santa the trip. |
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Your talent is God's gift to you. How you use it is your gift to God. |
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There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. |
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. |
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. |
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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? |
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