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You got the machine, you know the routine At the tone, you're on your own. |
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Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply. |
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"Suicide Hotline...please hold." |
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A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. |
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Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to me maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at home and I'm not, leave a message and it'll give it to me when I return. |
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Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call. |
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I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there. Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time... Yes indeedy. Why don't you give me a call sometime and we can listen to some old recordings... I might even play my beep for you. |
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(With loud music playing in the background) "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What?
Oh.. we're not home, leave a message." |
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Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape. |
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Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. |
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